What is my response when asked what I do for a living? 👉
Hint: I’m a technical writer.
Extra hint: The pointer is the answer.

You know those kind of questions that are just so interesting to ponder that it is a bit disappointing when you learn the actual answer? Thursdays are an example of this.

Frank: “Hey—what in the…name of—hey! (knocks out guy) Whaddya doin' kissin' this guy?”

Sarah: “Well, I didn’t want to kill him…”

Frank: ”Well, what kind of stupid logic is that!?”

Main characters discussing tactics, RED 2, 2013

Well, that was pleasantly uneventful.

Here we go.

flare

A disastrously overworked image of flaring lights at a traffic accident. No injuries and no road flares.

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It’s clear there are just two kinds of people, those who think up, produce, and/or eat dinosaur shaped food, and well, the rest, which I will have to refer to as normys. Remember, the symbolic consumption of monsters from a different time is open to each and everyone of us. Take advantage of it! ♜

belt

One of my favorite designs, the slide and tip make any suitable strap a belt.

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a day in the life

It is just views like this on the regular, day…

a night in the life

…and night.

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road

Some road. You can buy a banner ad facing the wrong way for 30 bucks.

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