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Did a grown man, once active in our legal system, just say “If the facts are correct…”? Yes. Yes he did. Facts are correct by definition BB. That’s what ‘fact‘ means. Maybe time to bow out, eh?


It’s clear, yes? You want the auditors asking themselves why the admiral prints two copies a lot, rather than why the hell is Sgt. Suspect printing out those files? Yes, I’m keeping it kissy. But obviously some one is not keeping their creases tight.


There it is! lprintr4579hd3j48.dumpCache() Yes, I am implying that the Cyber-blah-bla Specialist got at his ceremonial sacrifices by dumping printer caches. OwldSkoool!


Obcure New Law

§ Any internet entity requiring an identity test to use their services must provide, in visual proximity to main user interface elements, another such element that a) provides complete activity log and content of the account as downloadable, b) provides an option to delete the account, the log, and the content immediately.



Time wobbles. Which means a “little bit ahead” and a “little bit behind” are pretty much the same thing.



Disclosure: Like many Americans I suffer from a condition known as CAFNAP (Cockney Accent for No Apparent Reason).

I’m pretty convinced this is a result of early exposure to Monty Python.

This may cause the narrative tone of some of my posts and comments to shift abruptly—innit? ‘Ave a butcher’s at the dog for the seasons, China!”

[ Ed. Note ] Isn’t it true? Have a look at the phone for the reasons, mate!


Murderous Lunacy - Solace in Howling

What I really must also address here is a rather dark comment I made on this topic recently, amounting to “c’est la guerre”, a hand wave, and a plume of smoke. Not exactly progressive. So while somewhat surreal, it strikes me as not a completely doomed idea: contrive circumstance to provide a compelling ROI, both metaphorically for communities at large, but also in a literal business sense, for regulatory services for the arms and munitions industries.

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Murderous Lunacy? No, I’m okay, thanks.

When I was younger I remember understanding that murderous lunacy was mostly frowned upon, most all the time, and when it happened it was quite exceptional. Lately I’ve noticed, not only has this habit of violent abandon persisted, but seems to have actually gained in popularity. In my memory, rogue statesmen and stateswomen, cad soldiers, criminals, spies, these were known to on occasion succumb to the jingles of the murder carnival.

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