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Don’t think of it as falling. Think of it as a forced advance on the ground, and you can’t miss! ♜

Do you know what you ask kids? “What do you think you’re doing?”
Do you know what you ask grown-ups? “What are you doing?”
Do you know why? Because grown-ups know and kids think they know.

And, yeah, I know I’m a kid sometimes… [ kicks at the dirt, head bowed ] ….

Hey, all you death cult fux, ghoul icons, and your buddies in com, gov & mil, it’s BK here— ‘cept, I’m gonna have it my way. It’s not veiled, it’s just general purpose; given the chance I will expose and invert you. This also includes your rape and intimidation subsidiaries.

[edit: jurisdictional clarification. ]

More Feudal Quotes

Yes, we are happy for them to mistake power for strength, why do you ask?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Right now in fact:

  • I am bored listening to millionaires talk about fairness.
  • I am bored listening to wolves talk about open coops being good for chickens.
  • I am bored listening to spell casters talk about the facts being the problem.

When you receive unemployment benefits, they should also include a little box of pilfered binder clips and dry erase markers—just to maintain a lifestyle, y’know. ❥

Who says America doesn’t care about its children? I just saw an ad and get this: both Cocoa Pebbles AND Fruity Pebbles have a new crunch. C’mon, we’re just givin‘ away crunch tech to kids. We love ‘em!

Anagram Puzzle

Take these nine letters

A B D E I I L R S

and rearrange them into words of the given length based on the clues below.

So the answer to the first is a seven letter word and then a two letter word. The answer to the next uses the same nine letters, but the answer is three words of length 1, 3, and 5, and the order matters.

Make sense? Have at it! DON’T peak at the footnotes (answers)!

Mock-worthy sales pitch: 7,2 1

What Stormy might say: 1,3,5 2

Desert land offer: 6,3 3

Put down cheeses: 4,5 4

Point out flood tools: 2,7 5

What a knight vampire might say: 1,3,5 6

Pacific Rim, Dark Tower star: 5,4 7

Tony west coast bad mouthing: 3,3,3 8

Women kid! : 6,3 9

Bonus! - Add one letter for a 10 letter anagram, the clue: Bawdy fun: 10 10

[ edit: I had a clue badly wrong. Fixed. Y’all get more time to solve! ]

[ edit: I added two more clues and a bonus! I’ll post the answer in reply here. ]

[ edit: I changed things around a bit and gave the 9 letters to get you started. ]

Watch OUT, here come the answers… ❥

  1. RISIBLE AD ↩︎

  2. I BED LIARS ↩︎

  3. ISRAEL BID ↩︎

  4. LAID BRIES ↩︎

  5. ID BAILERS ↩︎

  6. I SIR BLADE ↩︎

  7. IDRIS ELBA ↩︎

  8. BEL AIR DIS ↩︎

  9. LADIES RIB ↩︎

  10. + R = RIBALDRIES ↩︎

Y’ever twist your arm trying to pat yourself on the back? Or taught someone a lesson by learning it right in front of them? Or told yourself something in confidence but then spilled the beans? Okay, so this universe does have a sense of humour, right?

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