Really tired of grown ups on TV surprised that an IT technician has access to IT resources, which means access to everything, everywhere, all at once. Have you sneaky hackeretti convinced everyone you’re really only about corn chips, first person shooters, and porn? Well done ya fux, well done.

Whatz you need? Diamonds…hnuh…powdered milk? I get it for you. BRIDE? I get it.

You’re just saying white things.

If in city I get it for you…popcornz, bleachez, nurse…

Stop. No, not you, keep walking…

…shark tooth…cueball…marzshmallow…
…mini-marzshmallow…albino monkey…Betty!…I get it.
…talcum…smash potato…polarz bear…crisco…
…mayonaisez…shaves cream…little bent bit o' plastic spork…

The single biggest issue facing people today is urgent over-generalization! Wake up, man!
The only way to fix it is with platitudes! Let’s go!

♜ ❥

Six of One, Half Dozen of an Other

Hitting me in the heart with your words is equal to me hitting you in the head with my stick. Six of one…

No—that’s half of one to six dozen of an other, i.e. gross…a gross…aha, a ha ha ha. Ahem—it’s not the same. You’re mistaking the inside for the outside, you see?

Did a grown man, once active in our legal system, just say “If the facts are correct…”? Yes. Yes he did. Facts are correct by definition BB. That’s what ‘fact‘ means. Maybe time to bow out, eh?

Thomas. Small, certainly, but also one of these definition vampires… “‘Hospitality‘ means what I say it means!“
We all know what he means.
It’s class folks—not race, nor gender, nor flavor, nor religion—class is the Α&Ω. ☮︎꩜⚑⚐⚇⚉␆␆␆

It’s clear, yes? You want the auditors asking themselves why the admiral prints two copies a lot, rather than why the hell is Sgt. Suspect printing out those files? Yes, I’m keeping it kissy. But obviously some one is not keeping their creases tight.

There it is! lprintr4579hd3j48.dumpCache() Yes, I am implying that the Cyber-blah-bla Specialist got at his ceremonial sacrifices by dumping printer caches. OwldSkoool!

ServePro is the straight version of those heavy-set guys ambling into their bosses' crime scene with bubble wrap and shop vacs, right?

Defending against AI Lobbyists - Schneier on Security

This piece is by Nathan Sanders, guest blogging on Bruce’s site. A decent read and the comments aren’t all batshit crazy, which is nice.